May 19, 2021

Not Fit for the Kremlin


Not Fit for the Kremlin

“I also don’t know that they would be able to work in the President’s administration. I do not think there is a division in the administration that deals with sports nutrition.”

– Press Secretary to the President of the Russian Federation, Dmitry Peskov
 

Earlier this month, Peskov had to answer pesky allegations after the online investigative journalism website Bellingcat posted new claims about the duo who allegedly poisoned former Russian spy Sergei Skripal in England in 2018 with Novichok.

The two spies, Alexander Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov, are reportedly now working as Kremlin representatives. Peskov could not imagine how the pair, who had previously claimed they worked in the fitness industry, would make it to such esteemed ranks: “…in general, it is impossible to work in the Kremlin. The Kremlin is a historical building, UNESCO heritage.”

 

 

 

 

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