July 20, 2021

Doses Down the Drain


Doses Down the Drain
Who knew there was so much money in the fear of needles? The Russian Life files.

While no one really loves getting vaccinations, it's probably a good idea to get them. They even have "light" options if you're watching your caloric intake (not really). But apparently, there's money to be had by faking it when people really, really don't like needles.

A Kaliningrad clinic employee is in custody and under investigation after it was discovered that she was selling completed, certified COVID vaccination cards to locals who wanted to avoid the actual thing. She is charged with forging twenty sets of documents, which all purported that paid customers of hers were fully vaccinated.

Her defense was that she was simply "providing an unofficial service" by "vaccinating without injections," pouring the vaccines down the sink, presumably to boost the immunity of the sewer alligators. It just so happens that this selfless public service for the reptiles also conveniently destroyed evidence of her crime.

If only her patrons knew what doctors recommend for post-vaccination activities.

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