Goodbye Lenin?

What’s a dead dictator to do?

First your beloved Soviet empire comes crashing down, then you lose your Socialist Paradise, as capitalism inundates the motherland, as if Marx and Engels didn’t matter a whit.

Thankfully, over 70 years of Soviet Power, your image was set in all manner of stone, metal (ferrous and non), wood, straw, even lentils. Surely those will stand the test of time, until these newly minted kulaks and privateers come to their senses and welcome you back.